Shadow in the Darkness (echox) wrote,
Shadow in the Darkness
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Marriage Vows

The Wedding Vows Joey Wants to Use!!!!  LMAO!


This is my wife.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My wife is my best friend.
she is my life.
I must master her as I must master my life.
My wife, without me, is useless.
Without my wife, I am useless.
I must fuck my wife true.
I must fuck better than my wife,
who is trying to fuck me.
I must fuck her before she fucks me.
I will.

My wife and myself know that what counts in love and war,
is not the orgasm during sex,
the noise when we bust,
nor the smoke we have after.
We know it is the love that counts.
We will love.

My wife is eternal, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn her as a master.
I will learn her weaknesses,
her strengths,
her parts,
her accessories,
her tits and her pussy.
I will ever guard her against
the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my wife clean and ready,
even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.
We will.

Before Myself I swear this creed.
My wife and myself are the defenders of my Family.
We are the masters of our lives.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no life,
but Peace.
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